To ANYONE who wants to get me a birthday/Christmas/for-the-hell-of-it present:
I want a rename token. Really badly. I created this journal when I was--what--fourteen? I can't take it anymore. The username for this thing is embarrassing and shameful. I don't want to create a new account because this one has far too many entries to copy-paste-backdate, and the software I downloaded for saving it all crashed. SO, I'm going to leave this offer up here and if anyone wants my undying gratitude or if you just don't know what the fuck to get me for my birthday or Christmas, then now you know. Thanks.